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ImageGood evening ladies and gentlemen. Tonight’s post is inspired by a friend of mine who tirelessly threw herself at a certain guy just because she liked him and could not read the writtings on the wall that he was not interested. For me, the worst case scenario in any form of ‘boy-girl’ relationship is when the girl has to force the boy to like her just because of desperacy!.  I still prefer the old methods of the man being the ‘chaser’, its more convinient!. Anyway, below are ten top signs that he is not into you

 

SIGNS THAT HE IS NOT INTRESTED IN YOU

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Sign 1
He doesn’t ask you out. Don’t fool yourself by playing “what if” – “What if he’s shy?”, “What if he doesn’t know I’m single?”, “What if he doesn’t think I’m interested in him?”. Men will overcome any shyness they may have in order to ask out a woman. They will go to great lengths to find out if she’s single and they do not even think about the possibility that she may not like them. The only reason he is not asking you out is because heis not interested in you.

Sign 2
He doesn’t call. He did not loose your number and he isn’t too busy. Even the busiest person will make time for someone they care about. Men are not stupid, so on the off chance he did loose your number, he would find a way to get a hold of you if he wanted. Do not continue to call him numerous times, letting him know how to get a hold of you. He already knows how to get a hold of you. You know how you roll your eyes or scream “leave me alone” at the phone when that one creepy guy keeps calling you? This man is doing the same thing every time you call. Don’t make him think of you as that creepy woman who can’t take a hint.

Sign 3
He does call but it’s always late at night and he’s drunk. This is known as a booty call. The only purpose for this call is because he is drunk, horny and struck out at the bar. Do not fool yourself into thinking he must like you because he thought of you. If he liked you he would have called earlier in the week, when he was sober, and asked you out on a date.

Sign 4
He has asked you out on a date but he isn’t engaging in conversation. I have no idea who made up the stereotype that men don’t talk but it is not true. Men talk just as much as women do. When a man is interested in you he will share information about himself and ask you questions about your life.

Sign 5
He talks about other women. When a man starts telling you about other women in his life he is making it clear that he is not interested in you.

Sign 6
He flirts with other women in front of you. This is a definite sign that you do not have his attention.

Sign 7
When he’s with you, he isn’t “with” you. You’re telling him about  job you just got and he’s pinging his brother about the Man U vs Chelsea match next weekend. This is his way of telling you that he finds just about anything to be more important than you.

Sign 8
He says he thinks of you as a sister or doesn’t want to ruin your friendship. That may sound sweet but the truth is no man worries about ruining a friendship if he is truly interested in a woman.

Sign 9He won’t plan ahead. If he asks you out, it’s always at the last minute. This is because he didn’t find anyone better to ask out. You may even point out to him that it would be nice if he could ask you out earlier in the week for the weekend and he tells you that he just can’t plan that far in advance. However, he has tickets to go to Stanford bridge next year!

Sign 10
He cancels plans at the last minute or just doesn’t show up. He made plans with you but then something “better” came along. He met a new woman that day, one of his friends called or he decided that he’d rather stay home. Either way he’s saying that you’re not that important to him.

 

So sweetheart, take off the blindfolds and open your eyes, dont make your self one of the desperate cases. And maybe while your eyes are open, you may find that man that’s willing to chase you for all he’s worth!!

You’ve been dating the love of your life for years now, you both have been through it all, the good, the bad and the ugly, you are pretty sure he’s the one you want to spend the rest of your life with, but you don’t know whether or not he wants to take you to the altar!. Sweetheart you need to sit down and consider the signs he’s been giving you!

SIGNS THAT HE WON’T MARRY YOU
1. He’s Evasive About the Future
It is generally not a good idea to discuss marriage and babies on the first date.if you and your guy talk about jobs, careers, rent, trips, family and holidays, you should trust the relationship enough to discuss your future. Otherwise it becomes a vicious circle if neither of you bringing it up while the woman is silently waiting for something to change. This just causes more doubt and uneasiness. You’ll be surprised how this type of discussion isn’t soscary or difficult with the right guy.

2. He Wants to Be More Successful, More Financially Secure
There is intense pressure for men to be the breadwinner. Even though most women I know are successful professionals, it’s understandable that most men want to knowthey can provide for their wife and family. While there is a time and place to focus on a career or education, to constantly hear “I’m not in a place to marry anyone right now” is confusing and frustrating. It keeps a relationship in perpetual limbo. Also, it repeatedly tells the woman that this decision isn’t hers. Instead it is when he is “ready.” Who really knows the hard times couples mayface together in the future? Recognize that his resistance may be to marrying you.

3. He “Doesn’t Know”: . If you feel confident you are with the man you want to marry and asking him elicits a half-hearted, non-committal answer — realize what’s really going on. No one should take marriage lightly, but at some point, you must lay all your cards on the table. What other information does he think he needs to know?When in doubt, direct questions often give you the right answer even if when it is “I don’t know.” It may not be what you want to hear, but it’s the truth.

4. He Can Only Talk about Weddings or Marriage While Being Sarcastic, Ironic or Snarky
Every chance he gets, your boyfriend makes cynical, snarky remarks about marriage.sometimes you feel this is an edgy, non-conformist personality and you like it.You better see it now as a glaring neon sign tellingyou its never going to happen.

Ultimately it’s not about a wedding. It’s not about the proposal story or a ring on your finger. It’s about two people falling in love and wanting to build a life together. If you’re deeply unhappy with someone but you think his proposal will change things, it won’t. It will distract you from the real issues for a while, but they will still be there. Marriage canbe a wonderful thing, but only if both parties are equally committed. Trust me, you don’t want to talk someone into wanting to marry you. If he’s giving you signs that he doesn’t want to marry you, heed them. You’ll thank him years from now.

Howdy!. My post today, is on older dating, the precautions, problems, basic principles involved in mature dating.
Older single women are easily written off as the ones who would never find love again. In Nigeria especially, a woman who is still single at age 45 would already be considered as a ‘forever single candidate’. In all honesty, it is harder to date once you have advanced a certain age. All I can say is Love has no best before date. No matter how old you are, there is a right person patiently waiting for you. Although, Dating at an older age entails a lot of things than just the surface dating process. Because as time passes, a lot is acquired and a lot of factors are bound to make dating harder at this age; series of heartbreaks from past relationships, a child or more out of wedlock, ex husbands, differences in circumstances and life experiences, less people in the dating market, lack of time, energy and mobility to start the whole dating scenario.

However, all these shouldnt turn you down and make you discouraged. If you really want a sole mate I suggest that you go for it! Below are some common guidelines to mature dating.

Once you meet someone that you are interested in then you can be as serious or otherwise as you like. Do not feel that this hasto end in marriage or that sex even has to be involved – at this age you make the rules and if you set clear guidelines at the start then you can enjoy a relationship that will give youboth what you need without getting too complicated.

Mutual Respect: Others are just as valuable as you
Our generation has made history as ambassadors of a “what’s-in-it-for-me” society. Much of the dating advice today supports this attitude. Just make your wishlist and check it against your date. While dating can be fun, for most mature singles it is about finding a life-mate. When you date, treat him with respect. Be on time and be interested. If there is mutual attraction, share your likes and dislikes openly. Don’t get lost in keeping score.
Respect that a first date is a fishing trip to determine if there is enough interest for a second date. By all means give each other achance. If you are not interested, don’t leadhim on. You are mature and don’t need a black book filled with admirers. If you like him, but the feeling is not mutual, make it easy to call the quits. Treat your date the way you would want to be treated.
Moral Responsibility: You are always morally responsible to those with whom youhave a relationship
This begs the question as to when a relationship begins. You have graduated from the coffee shop to seeing a movie. He wined and dinned you and now invites you to a barbeque with friends. While this is not a marriage proposal, it is nevertheless personal. No red flags have popped up yet and you accept the invitation. This has the potential for a relationship.
Now is the time to get to know him instead of looking over the shoulder for other suitors. Here is why: often relationships between dating singles neverdevelop because they are occupied with multiple dates. Sleeping with multiple datesis morally irresponsible to each one. Be as responsible as you would be to your best friend, because he may be that some day.
Authenticity: Love only happens when youare real
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Of course we all have. We have lost the bravery to be real! For many there is quite a gap between the person inside and the person we present to the world. In the competitive world of dating misrepresentation is at an all time high.
If you seek love, forget about how to make him fall in love with you. Forget about Mars and Venus, in the real world we are all human beings first, men and women second. Most singles over 50 want to love and belong. Wear what makes you feel like a million dollar babe, not what you think impresses him.
While you are not to disclose your sexual history on a first date, be straightforward ontopics that you are comfortable with. Say what you mean and mean what you say. Be authentic and be honest! Don’t waste your precious time pretending to be what you arenot. You may not land many second dates, but at this stage it is about quality, not quantity. Love only happens when you are real.

You might have been out of the game for a while, but there is no reason that it is too lateto get back on the horse and if you do then you are likely to find that the benefits drastically outweigh the difficulties as you find a partner to share your life with.

Thanks for reading. Please share your opinions in the comment box below.

October: Breast Cancer Month

Breast cancer is a cancer that starts in the tissues of the breast.
Many breast cancers are sensitive to the hormone estrogen. This means that estrogencauses the breast cancer tumor to grow. Such cancers have estrogen receptors on the surface of their cells. They are called estrogenreceptor-positive cancer or ER-positive cancer.
Some women have what is called HER2-positive breast cancer. HER2 refers to a gene that helps cells grow, divide, and repair themselves. When cells (including cancer cells)have too many copies of this gene, they growfaster. Historically, women with HER2-positivebreast cancer have a more aggressive disease and a higher risk that the disease willreturn (recur) than women who do not have this type. However, this may be changing with specifically targeted treatments against HER2.
Causes, incidence, and risk factors
Over the course of a lifetime, 1 in 8 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer.
Risk factors you cannot change include:
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Age and gender — Your risk of developing breast cancer increases as you get older. Most advanced breast cancer cases are found in women over age 50. Women are 100 times more likely to get breast cancer than men.
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Family history of breast cancer — You may also have a higher risk for breast cancer if you have a close relative who has had breast, uterine, ovarian, or colon cancer. About 20 – 30% of women with breast cancer have a family history of the disease.
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Genes — Some people have genes that makethem more likely to develop breast cancer. The most common gene defects are found in the BRCA1 and BRCA2 genes. These genesnormally produce proteins that protect you from cancer. If a parent passes you a defective gene, you have an increased risk for breast cancer. Women with one of thesedefects have up to an 80% chance of getting breast cancer sometime during their life.
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Menstrual cycle — Women who got their periods early (before age 12) or went through menopause late (after age 55) have an increased risk for breast cancer.
Other risk factors include:
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Alcohol use — Drinking more than 1 – 2 glasses of alcohol a day may increase your risk for breast cancer.
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Childbirth — Women who have never had children or who had them only after age 30have an increased risk for breast cancer. Being pregnant more than once or becoming pregnant at an early age reduces your risk of breast cancer.
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DES — Women who took diethylstilbestrol (DES) to prevent miscarriage may have an increased risk of breast cancer after age 40.This drug was given to the women in the 1940s – 1960s.
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Hormone replacement therapy (HRT) — You have a higher risk for breast cancer if you have received hormone replacement therapy with estrogen for several years or more. Obesity — Obesity has been linked to breast cancer, although this link is controversial. The theory is that obese women produce more estrogen, which can fuel the development of breast cancer.
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Radiation — If you received radiation therapy as a child or young adult to treat cancer of the chest area, you have a much higher risk for developing breast cancer. The younger you started such radiation andthe higher the dose, the higher your risk — especially if the radiation was given during breast development.
Breast implants, using antiperspirants, and wearing underwire bras do not raise your risk for breast cancer. There is no evidence ofa direct link between breast cancer and pesticides.
The National Cancer Institute provides an online tool to help you figure out your risk of breast cancer. See: http://www.cancer.gov/bcrisktool
Symptoms
Early breast cancer usually does not cause symptoms. This is why regular breast exams are important. As the cancer grows, symptoms may include:
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Breast lump or lump in the armpit that is hard, has uneven edges, and usually does not hurt
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Change in the size, shape, or feel of the breast or nipple — for example, you may have redness, dimpling, or puckering that looks like the skin of an orange
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Fluid coming from the nipple — may be bloody, clear to yellow, green, and look like pus

Please stay aware!. Go for regular check ups.

Goodmorning people, its a beautiful day and I’m in the mood for some ‘woman to woman’ talk. I’m sure we are all conversant with the quote ‘Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man’. As easy as it is to say, it is quite harder to really fully live by. Believe me, living with a mother that deals with a lot of women’s experiences makes you understand really that a majority of women actually subdue themselves to being the weaker sex. Unfortunately this trait is heavily dominant is our beloved Nigeria.
I doubt if it is just a personally decision of some women personally to just by remain oblivious of their strengths as women. I would like to believe that some women have not just heard or read the right things to put them straight.
I’m using this as a platform to reach out to women or girls aspiring to be fully empowered women. Not like I have a degree in women affairs or the sort, this is just what I’ve learned from my mother and three truly empowered sisters.
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EMPOWER YOURSELF.
Wake up each morning expecting good things to happen. Embrace each day, each morning with enthusiasm and excitement. As women, we are truly easily moved by our emotions and moods. So enthusiasm is paramount for your day.

The truth is that it is easier for you as a woman to lead a group of men to a higher level of performance than it is for your male colleagues. So, accept each challenge as tests of ability, opportunities for strength and character building.

Minimize your femininity, forget that you have a very emotional nature and strive for anything you want to do, sentiments aside. Although don’t shun the woman you are. (Sensibly use what you have to get what you want)

Always believe that you possessing what it takes! Don not let anything or anybody talk you down.

Take time for regular personal development and the exploration ofimportant life principles. For a growing number of women, that means being active in their discussion groups, reading books, being involved in talks and empowerment speeches.

Be creative and don’t let guys talk you down or make you feel less or weaker than you actually are.

In all these remember that every woman is a strong willed and minded individual that can reach full potential at any time same with a man!. ‘When we do the best we can , we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.’ – Helen Keller.

This post is particularly dedicated to my mother; Mrs Bridget .A. Edoro (KSM) For empowering me since I was old enough to poop by myself through her own strong behaviour and experiences. I Love You!.

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My Girlfriends®.

Hey there!. How’s it going?. Good?. Boring?. Okay! Nice to know.
Anyway, I was having a conversation with one of my friends today, and she started laying complaints about her supposed ‘boyfriend’. Afterall she said, I wondered if the guy in question actually loved her or if he even cared about her. Thinking about it for so long till it finally hit me hit me; She is his Side Chick and she didn’t even know!!!. Okay, for the slower ones amongst us, a side chick is a girl or a woman who gives a man, many times than most, what he is lacking in his real relationship (wild sex, a listening ear, and no serious commitment). Sadly, a lot of girls believe that they are in relationships when it turns out that they are just side chicks!. Kudos to consistent playboys who find it very easy to cover up their tracks without the side chick realising that they are not the main chicks. Yes, It is hard to believe that a sensible girl wouldn’t notice when she’s the side chick, it still happens that most are completely oblivious to the stand of their relationship. Well, you need not worry because I’m here with help! Below are personally thought out examples of guy behaviours that prove that you are the side chick. 😀 Stay calm and read
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SIGNS THAT YOU ARE HIS SIDE CHICK!

Lets start from the basics:
He doesn’t showcase your relationship on social networks.(twitter, Facebook, bbm) Or worse still you tweet at him and he sends you a DM!
What’s the excuse? He’s shy?, Doesn’t want publicity? He says he doesn’t want people to know about you?? All lies!! (except in very rare occasions, very very rare occasions)
Verdict: SIDE CHICK!!

The only compliments he gives you are ‘Oh you’re so hot!’ ‘Your boobs look great’ ‘I want to eat you up!’ No compliments like ‘You’re smart’ ‘You inspire me’…. Sweetie open your eyes!!
Verdict: SIDE CHICK!!

He never answers her call when he’s with you
He takes the call in another room
He takes the call in your presence but puts the volume real low and gives short replies… Hmmm
Verdict: Either you are the SIDE CHICK or the Main chick and he’s cheating on you!!

You’ve never met his parents or any important member of his family, and he’s not interested in meeting yours… *sigh* Can’t you read between the lines??
Verdict: SIDE CHICK!!!

He hardly calls you during the day, only at night or at odd hours and always gives the excuse of being busy… Or only wants to see you at awkward hours (P.S. If a guy truly cares about a lady, no matter how busy his schedules are, he’ll make out time!!)
Verdict: SIDE CHICK!!

He Hardly listens to your emotional words, hardly asks about your welfare or the most he asks is ‘How’s that big booty doing?’. You guys don’t talk often, just get down to the sex! My dear, Pele o!
Verdict: SIDE CHICK or maybe his booty call!

If you keep asking about your future with him and he keeps saying he’s not ready to settle down or he cannot define your relationship.
Verdict: SIDE CHICK!!!

If he always keeps you in guesthouses or hotels or you two always just stay at your place and you’ve never been to his house!!
Listen up!! Its screaming!!!
Verdict: SIDE CHICK!!!

So there it goes, my personal evaluations on those guy behaviours that prove you are a side chick. Most of which are entirely true, but some can be exempted though in the rarest situation. But you need serious help if after reading this you still do not know when you are the side chick!!
Be wise!!
See you next time!! Ciao!!

Guys, What do you think? Have you been there and done that? Please gist me of other signs you may know of. Comments are welcome in the box below!!
You could also follow @Mae_Greg
See ya soon!

Hey there!. How’s it going?. Good?. Boring?. Okay! Nice to know.
Anyway, I was having a conversation with one of my friends today, and she started laying complaints about her supposed ‘boyfriend’. Afterall she said, I wondered if the guy in question actually loved her or if he even cared about her. Thinking about it for so long till it finally hit me hit me; She is his Side Chick and she didn’t even know!!!. Okay, for the slower ones amongst us, a side chick is a girl or a woman who gives a man, many times than most, what he is lacking in his real relationship (wild sex, a listening ear, and no serious commitment). Sadly, a lot of girls believe that they are in relationships when it turns out that they are just side chicks!. Kudos to consistent playboys who find it very easy to cover up their tracks without the side chick realising that they are not the main chicks. Yes, It is hard to believe that a sensible girl wouldn’t notice when she’s the side chick, it still happens that most are completely oblivious to the stand of their relationship. Well, you need not worry because I’m here with help! Below are personally thought out examples of guy behaviours that prove that you are the side chick. 😀 Stay calm and read
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SIGNS THAT YOU ARE HIS SIDE CHICK!

Lets start from the basics:
He doesn’t showcase your relationship on social networks.(twitter, Facebook, bbm) Or worse still you tweet at him and he sends you a DM!
What’s the excuse? He’s shy?, Doesn’t want publicity? He says he doesn’t want people to know about you?? All lies!! (except in very rare occasions, very very rare occasions)
Verdict: SIDE CHICK!!

The only compliments he gives you are ‘Oh you’re so hot!’ ‘Your boobs look great’ ‘I want to eat you up!’ No compliments like ‘You’re smart’ ‘You inspire me’…. Sweetie open your eyes!!
Verdict: SIDE CHICK!!

He never answers her call when he’s with you
He takes the call in another room
He takes the call in your presence but puts the volume real low and gives short replies… Hmmm
Verdict: Either you are the SIDE CHICK or the Main chick and he’s cheating on you!!

You’ve never met his parents or any important member of his family, and he’s not interested in meeting yours… *sigh* Can’t you read between the lines??
Verdict: SIDE CHICK!!!

He hardly calls you during the day, only at night or at odd hours and always gives the excuse of being busy… Or only wants to see you at awkward hours (P.S. If a guy truly cares about a lady, no matter how busy his schedules are, he’ll make out time!!)
Verdict: SIDE CHICK!!

He Hardly listens to your emotional words, hardly asks about your welfare or the most he asks is ‘How’s that big booty doing?’. You guys don’t talk often, just get down to the sex! My dear, Pele o!
Verdict: SIDE CHICK or maybe his booty call!

If you keep asking about your future with him and he keeps saying he’s not ready to settle down or he cannot define your relationship.
Verdict: SIDE CHICK!!!

If he always keeps you in guesthouses or hotels or you two always just stay at your place and you’ve never been to his house!!
Listen up!! Its screaming!!!
Verdict: SIDE CHICK!!!

So there it goes, my personal evaluations on those guy behaviours that prove you are a side chick. Most of which are entirely true, but some can be exempted though in the rarest situation. But you need serious help if after reading this you still do not know when you are the side chick!!
Be wise!!
See you next time!! Ciao!!

Guys, What do you think? Have you been there and done that? Please gist me of other signs you may know of. Comments are welcome in the box below!!
You could also follow @Mae_Greg
See ya soon!

As timeless as this question is, it still remains one of the unanswered controversies in the aspect of dating and psychology. What do men really really want?. Let’s over look the general mis guided conception that all men want is sex! Personally I believe that only shallow minded men look for just sex in a relationship. But taking it in deep and trying to get to the core of a man’s want is hard. Unlike us women, our intentions are laid bare ranging from demanding gentleness or trust, or care, it all boils down to the same thing; a woman wants security! Well, we are here to talk of men!. After a series of failed relationships and a recent group discussion, I dare to try and state what I think men want.
First of all, I think what a man wants in a relationship is a safe place to relax, stress free, nag-free, away from te facade of the world and just be himself with his woman.
Men don’t want their relationships to be a second job of some sort! Men want a place where they can be accepted for who they are and for who they are not! Men want consistency and routine, because that is what relaxes them. ”Same place, same thing” calms them down. Yes, they like change and excitement from time to time, but what they really want in our primary relationship is a place where they can be at peace, where wedon’t have to have our “fight or flight” response triggered.
They want a safe landing zone after all the soaring around. They want to know that there’s someone at home waiting to listen to all their exciting experiences and just be there for them!.
In as much as men don’t want to multitask and they don’t want to speak in the language of feelings. They’re not built to do these things optimally. They can do them, and of course, sometimes must, but they’re not designedto do them very well.
Keep in mind that a man will always be a man though. This is just a personal view on what I think men want. You think otherwise?

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*wipes seat*
*sits down*
Hey there!! :D. How’s it going?!..Well, today has been a very interesting day! But not as interesting as yesterday!. Yesterday, was my little nephew’s birthday! Hurray!!! As exciting as that sounds, I was struggling hard to escape form home just to avoid all the chores of cooking, arranging and the sort. But unfortunately, everytime I tried to get out, there was always a excuse for me to remain! One by one I watched and received about 15 visitors, (not visitors, actually my annoying relatives! Yes! The kind that like to stalk all your activities on facebook, ask you if you now have a boyfriend!, say how big your boobs have grown!!!!) Anyway, there was laughter, food and drinks everyone was having a good time! So I decided this was the perfect time to escape and go out! I got dressed, called my cab guy and started moving stealthily towards the door. “Oseahumen!!!”.
Fuckery!!! Momsy caught me!!
“Are you going some where?” She asked! Well, I’m not really a fast liar, so I took some time before I replied!
‘Yes, mom!, Uhhhhmm Joy isn’t feeling well, I just want to go and see her, I’d be back soon!’ (Joy, I’m so sorry for lying with ur name :*)
“Okay, hurry, you have to come back and clean up!” She finally let me go!!.. I ran like I was just released from jail! Jumped into the taxi, straight to my ‘other friend’s house’, not Joy’s ofcourse!!!
As expected, I returned back home late, stopped on the way to buy my favourite dinner, Suya and Hollandia. It was past 10 and I was sure that when I got home, everyone would have gone but to my utmost surprise, my pesky cousins were still around!! I could hear their voices from outside!!! Kill Joy!!!. As I was constructing my lie for why I came home late, I was also looking for a perfect getaway for me and my suya! (P.S I’m not one to share my food with anybody!!!). So I walked in, gate was open, as I saw momsy, I quickly rolled up my suya and tucked it into my bag!. I greeted momsy, and narrated my cooked story to her. She seemed to buy it. Then she almost blew my cover!
‘I can perceive suya! Did you buy?!’ I could see the greedy eyes of cousins already anticipated my ‘yes’ so they can feast on my suya!!
“No!” I denied. “Its smoke from outside” I said quickly and rushed up the stairs! I could hear my cousin asking me something!. I ran in and shut the door!! When I heard her come close to my room, I turned off the lights and pretended to sleep. She came in and saw the whole place was dark and quiet and after a few miniutes, she left! Phew!! That was close!!! I brought out the suya and hollandia with a smile of victory. Scared to turn on the lights because of these suya thieves, I ate in darkness. The suya tasted funny but I didn’t bother. Chewed it silently, drank up, washed my hands and called it a great day!!
Apparently, Karma ,į̸s really a wicked bitch!! I woke up by 5am today with a terrible tummy ache. As it turns out, I ate spoilt or rotten suya!! 😐 I had to narrate my story to my momsy, She’s been laughing at me as I’ve been rushing in and out of the toilet all day!! Yes, Feel free to laugh at me too!! 😦
*sigh*
*flushes toilet*

So, prior to the Tonto Dikeh’s ‘Itz Ova’ Saga and the frenzy it caused a few days ago, not only did fans condemn the song, our dark hunk and ‘Like To Party’ artiste Burn Boy also took a sling at Tonto when a passed a ‘sub’ to @tontolet tweeting “God
punish all of you who disrespect the name of music by
releasing d noisy wackness being released these days.
Death is the least yu deserve”. Well, obviously, the sub was properly caught by @tontolet. Because, the light skinned musician woke up this morning with a mind set for revenge! Her morning Prayers day on twitter was “Gud Mrng Loverz* May all ur problemz b blinded wit dark
shadez n Fall off their STAGE LiKE BURNABOY*IJN***’ Yes, we all watched how burnaboy boy fell blindly off the stage during the headies last Saturday!! :p .I honestly cannot stop laughing and at times like this, I like to grab popcorn and LMFAO!! Anyway, This tweet by @ Ella_Emmans : ‘Burna boy was prolly high as fuck.. I’m sure tonto dikeh wasn’t high when she was making noise inside studio -_- ‘ made my morning!!!
Well for now, all i can do is sit back and relax for an ensuing twitfight!! We all know @tontolet is one helluva ‘twitfight-er’ 😀 #Poko baby!!

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